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ugly people eating

(06/24/2003; 09:37am) - ugly people eating

ugly people eating are so gross. it's too bad that they have to eat, but i'd appreciate it if they did it behind closed doors. not to mention, there's no eating or drinking on the bus, the ugly person's usual haunt. but ugly people think they're special (most likely misunderstanding the results of a grade school apptitude test) and eat with careless abandon on bus, poisoning my morning commute with their repulsive mastication. it's almost grosser when they drink, specifically from straws. more specifically from clear straws. you can see the fowl liquid slowly approach their chapped lips, and watch them choke down gulp after gulp until gluttonously satiated. and what is that a mole? uhhh, that's so gross.