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I am the Army

( 08/ 22/ 2; 02; 01) - I am the Army

I went to Carl Shultz Park last night along the East River with my girl and her pit bull and 2 of her friends.
After a few rousing games of "Watch the Angry Dog Chase Huge Rats" and "Keep the Fighting Pitbull Away from the Punt Dogs", we wandered to some benches to sit down.
Along the way I found a bumper sticker from what must be the US Army's campaign to recruit Hispanic-Americans.
Instead of the new "An Army of One" slogan, splashed across the sticker was "Yo Soy el Army."

I am the Army.

I AM THE FUCKING ARMY!

DO YOU REALLY WANT TO FUCK WITH ME?! I AM THE U.S. FUCKING ARMY!!!!

Can you imagine one person possessing the firepower of the US Army?! That's sick.

Like in Batman:

"Who are you?"
"I'm Batman."

No.

"Who are you?"
"I AM THE ARMY."
"Whoa, back off there, killer..."

That would be bad-ass. I put the sticker on the bottom of my skateboard, alongside the "Your kids are tripping" sticker.

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